Static Bloom

Maximalist noise-pop with a thesis: distortion is a kind of honesty. Three records, six years, one rule — every show mixed for walls that sweat, never for stadiums that echo.

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01 The Record

Voltage Hymnal

Eight tracks recorded in a decommissioned substation with the transformers still humming in the walls. That hum is on the record. It is the record.

Bloom Sequence3:42
Powder Voltage4:05
Copper Teeth3:18
Hymn for the Feedback5:01
Neon Rust3:56
Signal / Sister4:22
Static Communion3:37
The Long Buzz6:14

Vinyl · 180g violet splatter · $34 Cassette · chrome, numbered · $14 Digital · 24-bit · $9

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02 Tour

In a room near you

Ten rooms. Four continents. The loudest PA each city would legally rent us. Every venue under 2,000 capacity, because the record was mixed for walls — not stadiums.

Voltage Hymnal World Tour — 2026 dates
Date	City	Venue	Status	Tickets
Oct 03	Berlin	Ostbahn Halle	On sale	Tickets · $38
Oct 07	Amsterdam	Vondel Works	On sale	Tickets · $36
Oct 11	London	Peckham Steelworks	Low	Tickets · $42
Oct 16	Paris	La Verrière	On sale	Tickets · $40
Oct 24	New York	Greenpoint Terminal	Sold out	Join waitlist
Oct 27	Toronto	Roundhouse East	On sale	Tickets · $44
Nov 02	Mexico City	Foro Cardinal	On sale	Tickets · $32
Nov 08	São Paulo	Galpão Norte	Low	Tickets · $30
Nov 15	Tokyo	Shibuya Vault	Sold out	Join waitlist
Nov 21	Seoul	Mullae Ironworks	On sale	Tickets · $34

All shows paperless. Presale codes go to the Signal list 48 hours before every drop. More dates in the new year.

03 Objects

Take the noise home

Everything ships worldwide from three regional depots. Screen-printed by hand, numbered when it matters, never restocked once it’s gone.

Voltage Hymnal LP

180g violet splatter, gatefold, lyric zine tucked in the sleeve.

$34

Bloom Tour Tee

Heavyweight cotton, back-printed tour dates, violet on black.

$28

Riso Poster Set

Three gig posters, two-color risograph, edition of 300.

$18

04 The Band

Four people, one hum

Formed in a rehearsal space with a single working outlet, Static Bloom has spent six years turning electrical failure into an aesthetic. The lineup has never changed. Neither has the volume.

Vera Nyx

Voice, wires

Writes every lyric on a typewriter with a broken E. Sings like the E is personal.

Callum Ode

Guitars

Owns eleven fuzz pedals and apologizes to none of them.

Juno Patel

Synths, tape

Built the band’s live rig from a scrapped telephone exchange. It still connects calls sometimes.

Marek Voss

Drums

Hits quarter notes the way other people slam doors.

05 Press

What the loud people say

“A band that treats volume as an act of generosity.”

The Loud Review★★★★★

“Voltage Hymnal doesn’t ask for your attention. It confiscates it.”

Night SignalAlbum of the month

“The rare live act that sounds like its own bootleg — in the best way.”

Feedback Quarterly★★★★☆

“Noise-pop’s most articulate argument in years.”

Amp & Echo★★★★★

Transmission

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